What Did I Learn Today?

1. People that don't understand computers, shouldn't own one.

2. Snakes aren't that scary, especially when flying through air.

3. The naked guy isn't as interesting clothed.

4. Piss-boy will throw himself down a flight of stairs so that he doesn't have to rake.

5. Fredo is more useful than he appears to be.

6. Mowing the lawn isn't nearly as fun when you don't have someone explaining how to do it.

7. Snakes are really difficult to kill.

8. Squirrels can laugh.

9. Small yapping dogs missed the memo about their size.

10. Inlaws, like children, should be seen and not heard from ever.