No, you read that correct. My friend M is gay and so is my stylist E. Well, recently, M moved here (he just couldn't stand to be away from me~~smiles~~), and he's going on and on about this guy he met at a place that serves barbecue. I mean, going on and on, and on...You get the idea, I'm sure. He tells me he's really sweet and he's head over heels for the guy. Great, that's wonderful--good for you (I really don't give a shit because there's been like a hundred of these so-called guys he's been head-over-heels for).
I went over to his new house (he bought a nice little fixer in a town not too far from me), and see the new guy, which happens to be my stylist "E".
I know I should be happy at this coincidence but I'm really not. What am I supposed to do if (okay, when) they break up? A good stylist is hard to find.
1 comment:
Keep the stylist and lose the friend.
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