Happy Birthday To Me

Blonde porch painter

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, How
much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and
told
her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband," Does
she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it
to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"