What A Gay Thing To Do *OR* Can Anyone Please Stop the Insanity

As if it wasn’t bad enough as shedding tears on camera at American Idol over Katherine McPhee’s loss, but David Hasslehoff has either attempted suicide over his apparent failing US career (he is a host of that new America’s Got Talent, gong show like thing). Anyway, his "rep" (read: toady) claims that he’s had surgery to repair the tendons in his arm due to an accident shaving.

That’s right...shaving…his arms? Are they sure he wasn't slashing wrist? Maybe he was having another face-lift? Or perhaps, he completed his surgery to have a pussy added so he can fuck himself?

You know instead of Paris Hilton sex videos, why oh why can't we have a video of this?

You can read the story for yourself here…

The offical story is that he hit his head on a chandelier which showered his arm with glass shards and one went deep enough to sever a tendon in his arm. His fan base must be either children, or 90 year olds to believe this.

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